THE PUMPKIN-FUELED FUTURE: A BIOPLASTIC BREAKTHROUGH

“The future is already here—it's just buried in a goddamn field of rotting pumpkins.” I was somewhere near Ohio, deep in the heart of the American Rust Belt, when the realization hit me—our addiction to plastic is a suicide pact, and we’ve been signing it for decades. The oceans are clogged, the air is laced with microplastics, and yet the bastards in charge keep pumping out more of the same petroleum-based trash. But then, like a mad prophet rising from a pile of discarded jack-o'-lanterns, a new contender emerges: AgroRenew LLC . A company that’s taking rotting pumpkins, watermelons, and cantaloupes —the leftovers of industrial agriculture—and turning them into bioplastic . That’s right, the same gourds you carve up for Halloween might just be the future of sustainable packaging. This isn’t some lab-coat fantasy—it’s happening right now. AgroRenew just broke ground on a new facility, a temple of chaos where fruit waste will be alchemized into a miracle material. They’re s...